Many thanks to NCBI ROFL for providing this excellent gem of a paper. I was actually going to do another one that I found via their site, but then I saw this one and I HAD TO HAVE IT. And so much additional thanks goes to Jason of the Thoughtful Animal and twitter bud hectocotyli, who managed to find the paper, as Sci only has access to the stacks copy and was about to pull her hair out.
And it was all worth it, my friends! This is a paper of such hilarious awesome that Sci can barely contain her giggles as she writes.
Let me introduce to you…the ball sling.
Just like that. ‘Cept it’s for a different pair of rocks.
Shafik, A. “Contraceptive efficacy of polyester-induced azoospermia in normal men.” Contraception, 1992.
Hehehe. A ball sack for your ball sack. A recepticle for your testicle. A tote for your scrote! I could do this all day…
A sling for your thing. A thong for your dong. A sock for your cock…
Anyway, let me introduce to your a tote for your scrote, made out of the ever classy polyester.
(NSFW pics below the fold. As though that picture of polyester shirts wasn’t full of enough horror).